In about 2 hours, I’ll be heading to the hospital again - this time for my gym induction. As we discussed at my assessment, I’m starting with just treadmill/bike stuff for now. I put on the contract that I’d attend twice a week, so I need to find out if that’s got to be a specific date/time, or if I just go whenever. Oh well, this’ll be fun(!) I’m not the fittest person around, so… At least being the hospital one, it’s not going to be judgemental.
a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him
six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:
- another smaller purse
- an aging picture of ringo starr
- a six pack of heineken
- the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
- the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
- a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe
help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful
But I mean, this is actually how it is.
Just saw #tfiosmovie again. EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST TIME.
you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.
To my fellow Britain-dwellers: find it on the Foyles website - £10.96, sent from the US, free delivery (and it arrived faster than a book I ordered at the exact same time, from Waterstones!)